spiders. WHO LOVES SPIDERS? obviously not me. while i was doing my laundry last night, i saw a spider floating in my soapy water. i paused and stared at it for a good few seconds. i then proceeded to scoop the horrendous creature up with my detergent cup assuming it was in fact dead. i began to stare at it again to analyze how huge it was and then..... IT STARTED MOVING! it gradually spread its legs out and began to move around in a swimming-like motion. I FREAKED OUT AND SCREAMED. I swear my heart began to pump 100x faster than my normal pace. I kept thinking of ways to get rid of it on my own. I live by myself and NO one was there to help. i took a deep breath and slowly added more water to the cup to assure that i'm drowning the spider.. which is probably impossible. sigh. then i went to the kitchen sink.. turned on the faucet with hot, steamy water and immediately turned the garbage disposable on. as i poured the damn sucker down the drain i screamed and dropped the cup. i was that scared. ahh, finally.. at last.. i got rid of it. peace out suckerrrrrr. :]
-a very very brave soul,
ada
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haha why didn't u flush it down the toilet or pour the water in the floor and stomp on it? If only u lived with me, I'd kill that sucka for u. I show insects no mercy hahaha. Yet on the other hand i'm scared as hell of animals! That's where u come in Ada!
Hahahhaa LOSER ADA!!! Don't be afraid of that tiny thing!! j/k. Happy Early Bday :)
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